Wanted: semi-retired bay mare

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So where I'm stabling, there's a fairly mature gentleman (92 years) who's looking for a horse. He rides out once a week - a gentle walk and bit of trot is all that's required. He's very picky however: it must be a dark brown mare. She should obviously be completely bomb-proof (he'll break into a million shards if he falls) and retired would be great. She'd have a lovely home, with plenty grazing, a comfy stable and a bunch of mates.
If anyone is looking for a home for such a lady, please PM me.